P.J. O'Rourke

1947 -

A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on germans and farting

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on life, rest, and stupidity

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on america

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America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

Source: Rolling Stone

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on consequences, duty, and human rights

There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

Source: 1993, Address at the Cato Institute

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke

Never fight an inanimate object.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on animals, children, and purpose

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on animals, books, and women

There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on belief, life, and world

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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A Quote by Patrick Jake "P.J." O'Rourke on control

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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)

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