Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P.J. O'Rourke (1947 -)
Contributed by: earthandsky1
Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did.
Contributed by: Dr. Ron
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
Contributed by: Zaady
America wasn't founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
Source: Rolling Stone
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
Source: 1993, Address at the Cato Institute
Never fight an inanimate object.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.
Source: Parliament of Whores (1991)
There's not a woman in the book, the plot hinges on unkindness to animals, and the black characters mostly drown by Chapter 29.
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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