Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
Pelham Grenville Wodehouse (1881 - 1975)
Contributed by: Baroque
Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
Flowers are happy things.
Has anybody ever seen a dramatic critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say "when!"
Her pupils were at once her salvation and her despair. They gave her the means of supporting life, but they made life hardly worth supporting.
I just sit at a typewriter and curse a bit.
I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose.
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
She had a penetrating sort of laugh. Rather like a train going into a tunnel.
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