Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Contributed by: Zaady
It's either the wallpaper or me. One of us has to go. [These were his dying words.]
Source: Last words
Men always want to be a woman's first love; women have a more subtle instinct: what they like is to be a man's last romance.
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. When one is in love one begins by deceiving oneself. And one ends by deceiving others. This is what the world calls a romance.
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious, both are disappointed.
The only way a woman can ever reform her husband is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.
When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is.
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people whom we personally dislike.
It's always with the best intentions that the worst work is done.
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