When I appeared before the draft board examiner during World War II, he asked me if I thought I could kill. "I don't know about strangers," I replied, "but friends, certainly."
Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
Contributed by: Dr. Ron
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
Contributed by: The Grand Abbot
Harpo, she's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Source: to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo’s fiancee
Contributed by: Zaady
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Happiness isn't something you experience, it's something you remember.
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
I have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself.
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