Maybe I couldn't be dafter, But I keep wondering if this time we settle our differences before a war instead of after.
Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Source: Everyone but Thee and Me, 1962, Is There an Oculist in the House?
Contributed by: Zaady
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.
Source: Song of the Open Road, 1933
If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
Ten years ago she split the air To seize what she could spy Tonight she bumps against a chair, Betrayed by milky eye. She seems to pant, Time up, time up! My little dog must die, And lie in dust with Hector's pup; I So, presently, must I.
Source: Versus, I949. For a Good Dog, st. 3
Here lies my past. Good-bye I have kissed it; Thank you, kids. I wouldn't have missed it.
Source: You Can't Get There from Here, 1957. Preface to the Past
He tells you when you've got on too much lipstick, And helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
Source: Versus, I949. The Perfect Husband
Progress might have been all right once, but it's gone on too long.
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