Ogden Nash

1902 - 1971

A Quote by Ogden Nash on direction and progress

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on belief, income, and life

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Versus, I949. I Do, I Will, I Have

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on good

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Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your Cousin May fell through the parlor floor today.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on funny, life, and money

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Happy Days, 1933, The Terrible People

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on time

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on agreement

I myself am more and more inclined to agree with Omar and Satchel Paige as I grow older: Don't try to rewrite what the moving finger has writ, and don't ever look over your shoulder.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: There's Always Another Windmill,1968. If a Boder Meet a Boder, Need a Boder Cry? Yes

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on achievement, clarity, conscience, and happiness

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, And that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: I’m a Stranger Here Myself, 1938, Interoffice Memorandum

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A Quote by Ogden Nash

I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on clothes

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There was a young belle of old Natchez Whose garments were always in patchez. When comment arose On the state of her clothes, She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!"

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: I’m a Stranger Here Myself, 1938, Requiem

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on dance and truth

There is something about a martini, Ere the dining and dancing begin, And to tell you the truth, It is not the vermouth- I think that perhaps it's the gin.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: The Primrose Path. 1935, A Drink with Something in It

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