Ogden Nash

1902 - 1971

A Quote by Ogden Nash on progress

Progress may have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Unknown

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on force, happiness, marriage, and meetings

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on children, giving, happiness, inventions, and parenthood

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on marriage and people

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on direction and progress

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on belief, income, and life

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Versus, I949. I Do, I Will, I Have

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on good

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Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your Cousin May fell through the parlor floor today.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on funny, life, and money

Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Happy Days, 1933, The Terrible People

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on time

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Time is like the ocean, always there, always different.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on cleverness, life, and sex

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks Which practically conceal its sex I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Hard Lines,1931, The Turtle

Contributed by: Zaady

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