Ogden Nash

1902 - 1971

A Quote by Ogden Nash on progress

Progress may have been alright once, but it has gone on too long.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Unknown

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on force, happiness, marriage, and meetings

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on children, giving, happiness, inventions, and parenthood

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on women

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Women would rather be right than reasonable.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on dogs

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Door: What a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash

I think that I shall never see A billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Song of the Open Road, 1933

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on money and work

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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on marriage and people

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on direction and progress

There has been a lot of progress during my lifetime, but I'm afraid it's heading in the wrong direction.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

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A Quote by Ogden Nash on belief, income, and life

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable.

Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)

Source: Versus, I949. I Do, I Will, I Have

Contributed by: Zaady

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