i'm sick of following my dreams, i'm just going to ask where they are going, and catch up with them later
Contributed by: tori
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana and I said no but I want a regualr banana later so, yeah.
Source: Mitch Hedberg, R.I.P.
Contributed by: Rhys
I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
Contributed by: Andi
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