Never eat more than you can lift.
Miss Piggy
Contributed by: MissMichelann
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Contributed by: RaspyWolf
Never purchase beauty products in a hardware store.
Contributed by: Zaady
Only time can heal your broken heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs.