Max Kauffmann

A Quote by Max Kauffmann on love, wives, and women

I said to the wife, "Guess what I heard in the pub? They reckon the milkman has made love to every woman in this road except one." And she said, "I'll bet it's that stuck-up Phyllis at number 23."

Max Kauffmann

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A Quote by Max Kauffmann on sleep

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The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more.

Max Kauffmann

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