A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
In his private heart no man much respects himself.
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, know how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
Source: Pudd’nhead Wilson
What a good thing Adam had - when he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Source: Adventures of Huckelberry Finn
Don't part with your allusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
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