When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
In his private heart no man much respects himself.
Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, know how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world.
Source: Pudd’nhead Wilson
What a good thing Adam had - when he said a good thing he knew nobody had said it before.
After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
Hain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And hain't that a big enough majority in any town?
Source: Adventures of Huckelberry Finn
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