It were not best that we should all think alike; it is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Source: Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, 1894
Contributed by: Zaady
Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.
More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
Source: Notebooks (1935)
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.
I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
I can live for two months on a good compliment.
A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
Adam was but human - this explains it all. He did not want the apples for the apple's sake, he wanted it only because it was forbidden.
Source: Pudd’nhead Wilson
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