I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Be good and you will be lonesome.
Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out.
Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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