Mark Twain

1835 - 1910

A Quote by Mark Twain on animals, justice, and vanity

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on laughter

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on laughter and weapons

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on life and problems

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on meetings and preparation

I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on ideas

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Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on pity

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on dogs, heaven, and merit

Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on honesty and money

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain

It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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