I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Source: Inscription beneath his bust in the Hall of Fame.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know."
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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