There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.
I'll risk forty dollars that he can outjump an frog in Calaveras county
Source: The Celebrated Jumping Frog, 1865
In studying the traits and dispositions of the so-called lower animals, and contrasting them with man's, I find the result humiliating to me.
It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
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