The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
Source: Inscription beneath his bust in the Hall of Fame.
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere.
Copyright © 2014 Gaiam, Inc.