Mark Twain

1835 - 1910

A Quote by Mark Twain on laughter and weapons

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on life and problems

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on meetings and preparation

I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on ideas

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Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on pity

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Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on loyalty and soul

Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Source: Inscription beneath his bust in the Hall of Fame.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on fiction, possibility, and truth

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on congress

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on earth and ignorance

His ignorance covered the whole earth like a blanket, and there was hardly a hole in it anywhere.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on day, duty, habits, and pain

Make it a point to do something every day that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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