Mark Twain

1835 - 1910

A Quote by Mark Twain on certainty, circumstances, and prayer

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain

Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on cowardice

The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on belief, certainty, religion, and wishes

Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on animals, justice, and vanity

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on laughter

Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on laughter and weapons

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on life and problems

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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A Quote by Mark Twain on meetings and preparation

I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

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A Quote by Mark Twain on ideas

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Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

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