Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Contributed by: Zaady
The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.
Religion consists of a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain.
Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.
I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
Crank - a man with a new idea until it succeeds.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
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