Mae West

Tira: Oh, Beulah. Beulah: Yes, ma'am. Tira: Peel me a grape.

Tira: You see, I can't discuss it over the phone. It's got a lot of angles to it. You'd better come up and see me.

Tira begins to sing "I'm No Angel" to him as the screen fades: Baby, I can warm you with this love of mine. I'm No Angel. Aw, let me feel my fingers running through your hair, I can give you kisses. . . .

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

To err is human, but it feels divine.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.