Mae West

When choosing between two evils, I always like to pick the one I never tried before.

I feel like a million tonight - but one at a time.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

"It's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men." Number Three in the Top Ten Most Famous Movie Quotes. -The Guinness Book of Film