For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
A sobering thought - what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Source: also attributed to Jane Wagner
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