Lily Tomlin

1939 -

A Quote by Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on beauty, libraries, and truth

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on country, honesty, and publicity

Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on thought and trouble

Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on trouble

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on company

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We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

Source: as Ernestine the Operator

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on cynicism and impossibility

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on ability and survival

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

Source: also attributed to Jane Wagner

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on life, potential, and thought

A sobering thought - what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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