Lily Tomlin

1939 -

A Quote by Lily Tomlin on god

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Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying-but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on reality

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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on acting

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For fast acting relief, try slowing down.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin

I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on trouble

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The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on company

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We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

Source: as Ernestine the Operator

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on cynicism and impossibility

No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on ability and survival

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

Source: also attributed to Jane Wagner

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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A Quote by Lily Tomlin on life, potential, and thought

A sobering thought - what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?

Lily Tomlin (1939 -)

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