I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Source: also attributed to Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
A sobering thought - what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
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