Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying-but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up.
The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
Source: also attributed to Jane Wagner
Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
A sobering thought - what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
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