Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Source: The Quotations Page
Contributed by: skryvenor
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
Contributed by: Zaady
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying-but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
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