Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Source: The Quotations Page
Contributed by: skryvenor
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
Contributed by: Zaady
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
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