Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Source: The Quotations Page
Contributed by: skryvenor
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
Contributed by: Zaady
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying-but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
For fast acting relief, try slowing down.
I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
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