Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Lily Tomlin (1939 -)
Source: The Quotations Page
Contributed by: skryvenor
The phone company handles 84 billion calls a year-everything from kings, queens, and presidents to the scum of the earth.
Source: as Ernestine the Operator
Contributed by: Zaady
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library.
Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
Well, if I can be of any help at all, you are in worse trouble than I thought.
We're all in this alone.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Why is it when we talk to God, we're said to be praying-but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?
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