Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame
Laurence Peter (1919 - 1990)
Contributed by: Darshni
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
Contributed by: Jordan
Ignorance once dispelled is difficult to reestablish.
Contributed by: RainbowBright
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Contributed by: Zaady
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Speak when you're angry, and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than going to the garage makes you a car.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
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