People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
Kurt Vonnegut (1922 -)
Source: Palm Sunday sermon St Clement's Episcopal Church, quoted by J. Leonard NY Times, 30 April 1980.
Contributed by: Zaady
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
Source: Breakfast of Champions