If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
Kurt Vonnegut (1922 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!
We are healthy only to the extent that our ideas are humane.
High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.
How embarassing to be human.
Human beings are about 1,000 times dumber and meaner than they think they are.
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the universe.
Educating a beautiful woman is like pouring honey into a fine Swiss watch: everything stops.
. . . hummings and clickings could be heard-the sounds attendant to the flow of electrons, now augmenting one maze of electromagnetic crises to a condition that was translatable from electrical qualities and quantities to a high grade of truth.
Source: Player Piano
People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say.
Source: Breakfast of Champions
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