Why doesn't the fellow who says 'I'm no speechmaker' let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
Contributed by: Zaady
Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
It's no disgrace t' be poor, but it might as well be.
Source: Abe Martin’s Sayings and Sketches, 1915
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
Beauty is only skin deep, but it is a valuable asset if you are poor or have not any sense.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
If capital an' labor ever do git t'gether it's good night fer th' rest of us.
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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