Kin Hubbard

It's no disgrace t' be poor, but it might as well be.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

Why doesn't the fellow who says 'I'm no speechmaker' let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?

Don't knock the weather, nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

The fellow that owns his own house is always just coming out of a hardware store.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

When a fellow says it hain't the money but the principle o' the thing, it's th' money.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.