Jonathan Swift

1667 - 1745

A Quote by Jonathan Swift on death, evil, impossibility, mankind, and providence

It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death should ever have been designed by Providence as an evil to mankind.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift on diet, doctors, quiet, and world

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet. and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

Source: Polite Conversation

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift on argument, books, conversation, and reading

Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the worst sort of reading.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift on accidents, atoms, belief, philosophy, and universe

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift

If it had been a bear it would have bit you.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

Source: Polite Conversation. Dialogue i.

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift on blindness

There's none so blind as they that won't see.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

Source: Polite Conversation

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift

Do you think I was born in a wood to be afraid of an owl?

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

Source: Polite Conversation. Dialogue i.

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift

I won't quarrel with my bread and butter.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

Source: Polite Conversation. Dialogue i.

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift on gold and men

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It is is men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

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A Quote by Jonathan Swift on clothes

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She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitchfork.

Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)

Source: Polite Conversation. Dialogue i.

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