Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny Carson (1925 -)
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If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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