Johnny Carson

1925 -

A Quote by Johnny Carson on education and people

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on women

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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on death and men

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on divorce, husbands, money, separation, and time

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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