I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
Johnny Carson (1925 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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