Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Johnny Carson (1925 -)
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Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.
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