Johnny Carson

1925 -

A Quote by Johnny Carson on death and men

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on democracy, presidency, and vices

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on television

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on divorce, husbands, money, separation, and time

The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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