Johnny Carson

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on life, marriage, and variety

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on time

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on business, day, evolution, justice, and success

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on death and life

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on books and cinema

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on women

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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on death and men

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Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on democracy, presidency, and vices

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on television

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on freedom and money

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

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