Johnny Carson

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on death and life

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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.

Johnny Carson (1925 -)

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on books and cinema

There was this billy goat at a movie studio who found and ate a can of film. When a nanny asked him how he liked it, he said, "It was all right but I liked the book better."

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on life, marriage, and variety

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on time

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New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on business, day, evolution, justice, and success

My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on television

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on freedom and money

The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on questions, success, talent, and time

Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are you ready?"

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on death

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

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A Quote by Johnny Carson on education and people

People will pay more to be entertained than educated.

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