Give the American people a good cause, and there's nothing they can't lick.
John Wayne (1906 - 1979)
Contributed by: Zaady
That's why men need instant replays in sports. They've already forgotten what happened.
Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
All men hate to hear "We need to talk about our relationship." These seven words strike fear in the heart of even General Schwartzkopf.
Courage is being scared to death-and saddling up anyway.
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