Jerry Seinfeld

A Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.

Jerry Seinfeld

Source: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares

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A Quote by Jerry Seinfeld on beginning and books

The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

Jerry Seinfeld

Source: SeinLanguage (Bantam)

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Jerry Seinfeld on reason

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Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Jerry Seinfeld

Source: “Seinfeld,” NBC

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A Quote by Jerry Seinfeld

The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want!

Jerry Seinfeld

Source: 1991, on Seinfeld

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A Quote by Jerry Seinfeld on commitment, death, plants, and suicide

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

Jerry Seinfeld

Contributed by: Zaady

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