There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
Jerry Seinfeld
Source: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants by Ann Brashares
Contributed by: Lynette
The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
Source: SeinLanguage (Bantam)
Contributed by: Zaady
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
Source: “Seinfeld,” NBC
The IRS! They're like the Mafia - they can take anything they want!
Source: 1991, on Seinfeld
I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.
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