No man who has wrestled with a self-adjusting card table can ever be quite the man he once was.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
Contributed by: Zaady
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
God bless . . . God damn.
Men should strive to learn, before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
Love is what you've been through with somebody.
A lady of 47 who has been married 27 years and has six children knows what love really is and once described it for me like this: "Love is what you've been through with somebody."
Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by ignorance.
A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
Source: "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.
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