A pinch of probability is worth a pound of perhaps.
James Thurber (1894 - 1961)
Source: "1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said," ed. Robert Byrne, 1988.
Contributed by: Zaady
Some American writers who have known each other for years have never met in the daytime or when both were sober.
I have always thought of a dog lover as a dog that was in love with another dog.
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first.
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity.
No man who has wrestled with a self-adjusting card table can ever be quite the man he once was.
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
God bless . . . God damn.
Men should strive to learn, before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why.
It is better to have loafed and lost than never to have loafed at all.
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