A young lady went into a bookstore and asked the clerk for Irving Stone's book, "Immoral Wife." "The title is "Immortal Wife," the clerk replied. "I'll get it for you." "Oh, please don't bother, If that's the correct name of the book, I don't think I'd care for it. I had something else in mind."
Source: Three Minutes by James Keller, M. M., 1950
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