Jack Benny

1894 - 1974

A Quote by Jack Benny on practice

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.

Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)

Source: Albert W. Daw Collection

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Jack Benny on awards

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)

Source: upon receiving an award

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Jack Benny on restaurants

A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.

Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)

Contributed by: Zaady

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