A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)
Contributed by: Zaady
I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
Source: Albert W. Daw Collection
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Source: upon receiving an award
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