I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won't get worse.
Jack Benny (1894 - 1974)
Source: Albert W. Daw Collection
Contributed by: Zaady
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Source: upon receiving an award
A cannibal is a guy who goes into a restaurant and orders the waiter.
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