Source: The Simpsons Movie
Contributed by: Ketsugi
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, then move on."
Source: London Daily Mail
Contributed by: mathi
Jokes on them -- I'm still alive!
Contributed by: The Grand Abbot
"I'm not lying, I'm writing fiction with my mouth."
Source: The Simpsons
Contributed by: Cangi
If something is too hard to do then it's not worth doing. Now you put that guitar in the closet along with your Karate uniform and the unicycle and we'll watch T.V.
Contributed by: Bogman
Sometimes the only way to feel good about ourselves is to put other people down, and I'm tired of having other people feel good about themselves.
Ohh, How can I undo 12 years of jerkiness in two easy lessons at no cost to me?
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