Homer Simpson

A Quote by Homer Simpson on homer simpson

Praise Jeebus!

Homer Simpson

Source: The Simpsons Movie

Contributed by: Ketsugi

A Quote by Homer Simpson on blame and homer simpson

"You can't keep blaming yourself.  Just blame yourself once, then move on."

Homer Simpson

Source: London Daily Mail

Contributed by: mathi

A Quote by Homer Simpson

Jokes on them -- I'm still alive!

Homer Simpson

Contributed by: The Grand Abbot

A Quote by Homer Simpson on truth, fiction, writing, and the simpsons

"I'm not lying, I'm writing fiction with my mouth."

Homer Simpson

Source: The Simpsons

Contributed by: Cangi

A Quote by Homer Simpson on wisom of homer

Sometimes the only way to feel good about ourselves is to put other people down, and I'm tired of having other people feel good about themselves.

Homer Simpson

Source: The Simpsons

Contributed by: Bogman

A Quote by Homer Simpson on wisom of homer

Ohh, How can I undo 12 years of jerkiness in two easy lessons at no cost to me?

Homer Simpson

Source: The Simpsons

Contributed by: Bogman

A Quote by Homer Simpson on wisdom of homer

If something is too hard to do then it's not worth doing.  Now you put that guitar in the closet along with your Karate uniform and the unicycle and we'll watch T.V.

Homer Simpson

Source: The Simpsons

Contributed by: Bogman

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