Bridges would not be safer if only people who knew the proper definition of a real number were allowed to design them.
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Source: "Topological Theory of Defects" in Review of Modern Physics, v. 51 no. 3, July 1979.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin.
Do not overestimate the decency of the human race.
The Christian always mixes prudence with his devotion. He is willing to serve three gods, but draws the line at one wife.
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
No form of liberty is worth a darn [sic] which doesn't give us the right to do wrong now and then.
There are two times in every man's life when he is thoroughly happy; just after he has met his first love and just after he has parted from his last one.
A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.
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