The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Contributed by: Zaady
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed [and hence clamorous to be led to safety] by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
Source: Defense of Women, 1923
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
We must repsect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children are smart.
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
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