A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Contributed by: Zaady
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Source: quoted by Samuel Goldwyn
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses.
On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.
The truth that survives is simply the lie that is pleasantest to believe.
If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
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