It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Contributed by: Zaady
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.
A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
Source: quoted by Samuel Goldwyn
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
Time is the great legalizer, even in the field of morals.
The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebrums and smaller adrenal glands.
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