A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more then he can chew!
Herb Caen (1916 - 1997)
Contributed by: Full Moon Dancer
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Contributed by: Zaady
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe?
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
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