Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little "personal characteristics."

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin, except to be there when he doesn't want her.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.