A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning; to a man it's the beginning of the end.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same woman can't be fooled by the same man in the same way more than half of the time.
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