In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Call the bald man, "Boy;" make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
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