In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Call the bald man, "Boy;" make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
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