After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Call the bald man, "Boy;" make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning; to a man it's the beginning of the end.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
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