When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Call the bald man, "Boy;" make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage he won't even lay down his newspaper.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
What a man calls his "conscience" is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
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