Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Some widowers are bereaved; others relieved.
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
No girl who is going to marry need bother to win a college degree; she just naturally becomes a "Master of Arts" and a "Doctor of Philosophy" after catering to an ordinary man for a few years.
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