Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
Helen Rowland (1876 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
Some widowers are bereaved; others relieved.
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.
One man's folly is another man's wife.
Call the bald man, "Boy;" make the sage thy toy; greet the youth with solemn face; praise the fat man for his grace.
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