'There's been an accident!' they said, 'Your servants cut in half; he's dead!' 'Indeed!' said Mr. Jones, 'and please Send me the half that's got my keys.'
Harry Graham (1874 - 1936)
Source: Ruthless Rhymes for Hearless Homes
Contributed by: Zaady
Billy, in one of his nice new sashes, Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes; Now, although the room grows chilly, I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.
Source: Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes
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