Harry Graham

1874 - 1936

A Quote by Harry Graham on accidents and death

'There's been an accident!' they said, 'Your servants cut in half; he's dead!' 'Indeed!' said Mr. Jones, 'and please Send me the half that's got my keys.'

Harry Graham (1874 - 1936)

Source: Ruthless Rhymes for Hearless Homes

Contributed by: Zaady

A Quote by Harry Graham on heart and niceness

Billy, in one of his nice new sashes, Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes; Now, although the room grows chilly, I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.

Harry Graham (1874 - 1936)

Source: Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes

Contributed by: Zaady

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