Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Contributed by: Zaady
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.
Look at me, I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
Hello, I must be going.
If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.
Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?
It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
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