Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on belief

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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on age and confession

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on death

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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on clarity, divorce, and wives

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on extremism and poverty

Look at me, I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Hello, I must be going.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Do you think I could buy back my introduction to you?

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on losing

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It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on america, children, people, and politicians

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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