Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on life

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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on women

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on body, evil, and women

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: Ladies’ Home Journal, November 1943

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, day, laughter, and reading

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on acceptance

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, failure, friendship, and unhappiness

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on money

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Blood's not thicker than money.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on children and understanding

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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