Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on belief

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Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, failure, friendship, and unhappiness

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on money

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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on children and understanding

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on honesty, life, and secrets

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on horses

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I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

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