Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Contributed by: Zaady
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Blood's not thicker than money.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.
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