Believe me, you have to get up early if you want to get out of bed.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Contributed by: Zaady
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Blood's not thicker than money.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.
I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
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