I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)
Contributed by: Zaady
Blood's not thicker than money.
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.
I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
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