Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on honesty, life, and secrets

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on horses

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I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on women

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Women should be obscene and not heard.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on body, evil, and women

A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

Source: Ladies’ Home Journal, November 1943

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on books, day, laughter, and reading

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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