Groucho Marx

1895 - 1977

A Quote by Groucho Marx on cities, order, relatives, and unhappiness

It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on acceptance

I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on best friend, failure, friendship, and unhappiness

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on money

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Blood's not thicker than money.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx on children and understanding

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

Go, and never darken my towels again.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I cannot say that I do not disagree wtih you.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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A Quote by Groucho Marx

I never forget a face but in your case, I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx (1895 - 1977)

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