Whenever a friend succeeds a little something in me dies.
Gore Vidal (1925 -)
Contributed by: Zaady
A narcissist is someone better looking than you are.
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates.
Source: 1989 in London Observer
Andy Warhol is the only genius with an IQ of 60.
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