George Carlin

A Quote by George Carlin on confusion, evil, and blessing

May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on emptiness, people, optimism, and pessimism

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on perspective and driving

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on crime, freedom, and words

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?  They never mention that part to us, do they?

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on airplanes, humor, and language

What does it mean to pre-board?  Do you get on before you get on?

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on darkness and weather

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

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