George Carlin

A Quote by George Carlin on airplanes, humor, and language

What does it mean to pre-board?  Do you get on before you get on?

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on darkness and weather

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on concern and hell

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on winning

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If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on confusion, evil, and blessing

May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door.

George Carlin

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A Quote by George Carlin on emptiness, people, optimism, and pessimism

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

George Carlin

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