If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
Contributed by: Zaady
May evil spirits be confused on the way to your door.
Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.
Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron.
Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?
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