George Burns

1896 - 1996

A Quote by George Burns on family, schools, and teachers

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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A Quote by George Burns on clothes, good, ideas, and niceness

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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A Quote by George Burns on belief and death

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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A Quote by George Burns on future, life, and rest

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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A Quote by George Burns on comedy and singers

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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A Quote by George Burns on good

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If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

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A Quote by George Burns on good

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It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.

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A Quote by George Burns on sex

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It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

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A Quote by George Burns on day and life

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Life's but a day at most.

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A Quote by George Burns on cinema, citizenship, people, and retirement

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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