George Burns

Young.  Old.  Just words.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.

Age to me means nothing.  I can't get old; I'm working.  I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work.  As long as you're working you stay young.  Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous.  When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Retire?  I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left.

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.