If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Contributed by: Zaady
Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted?
The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the the infernal constancy of the women who love me.
Source: The Philanderers (1893)
What really flatters a man is that you think him worth flattering.
Source: John Bull’s Other Island
Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.
Source: Maxims for Revolutionists
Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.
All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half used minds.
We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've got no manners.
Source: You Can Never Tell, 1898
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.
Source: Cæsar and Cleopatra
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
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