George Bernard Shaw

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. . . . It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth, without making some other Englishman despise him.

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.

We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

Has fear ever held a man back from anything he really wanted?

The fickleness of the women I love is only equaled by the the infernal constancy of the women who love me.

One touch of Darwin makes the whole world kin.

And so, to the end of history, murder shall breed murder, always in the name of right and honor and peace, until the gods are tired of blood and create a race that can understand.

There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it.

All sorts of bodily diseases are produced by half used minds.