George Bernard Shaw

The greatest of evils and the worst of crimes is poverty.

Modern poverty is not the poverty that was blest in the Sermon on the Mount.

Morality is suspecting other people of not being legally married.

Hell is full of musical amateurs: music is the brandy of the damned.

If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.

A man who has no office to go to - I don't care who he is - is a trial of which you can have no conception.

It is well to be off with the Old Woman before you're on with the new.

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.

What the world calls originality is only an unaccustomed method of tickling it.

If parents would only realize how they bore their children!