It isn't how long you stick around but what you put over while you are here.
George Ade (1866 - 1944)
Source: Hand-Made Fables, 1920.
Contributed by: Zaady
'But, R-e-m-o-r-s-e! The water-wagon is the place for me; It is no time for mirth and laughter, The cold, gray dawn of the morning after!
Source: The Sultan of Sulu, 1902. Remorse
To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.
Draw your salary before spending it.
Source: Forty Modern Fables, 1901. The People's Choice
The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack.
Source: Forty Modern Fables, 1901. The Old-Time Pedagogue
In uplifting, get underneath.
Source: Fables in Slang, 1899. The Good Fairy
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
After being turned down by numerous publishers, he decided to write for posterity.
Source: Said of ‘main Bohemian,’in "Fables in Slang," The Fable of the Bohemian who had Hard Luck, 1899.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have it pinned on them
Source: The Rise and Flight of the Winged Insect, Hand-Made Fables
Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant.
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