Gelett Burgess

If in the last few years you haven't discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.

Ah, yes, I wrote the "Purple Cow"- I'm sorry, now, I wrote it! But I can tell you, anyhow, I'll kill you if you quote it.

I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one But I can tell you, anyhow I'd rather see than be one.